Ariel Sharon and the good thing about mass murderers of history
[Posted 6 January 2006]
I was drinking with a bunch of Liberal Democrats in New York
last night. Now, a lot of Jews
are Democrats, and Jewish Democrats are usually pretty cool... Cool, that is, until the
subject of Israel comes up.
As I was standing with a few men who looked like they may have been
Jewish, I noticed that no one was talking about the obvious
subject of the day -- Ariel
Sharon on his deathbed, and what it would mean for Israel. Maybe people were afraid
of bringing it up for fear of starting a fight, but I have a certain type of
reporter's or writer's instinct, where I have to ask the pertinent questions
even though I know in advance that I
may disagree with the answer, or that the answer could provoke some sort of fight or
controversy. The most interesting conversation we could have had last night
was about Ariel Sharon's death, and what
everyone thought it would mean for Israel. I remember someone looking shocked
when I
brought the subject up, but then they instantly recovered and ran with it.
It turns out that ALL of the guys standing around me were at least part Jewish, and
one had even discussed the situation with his mother that morning.
Their opinions were interesting but largely what I expected. You see, it's tough
being politically correct in America when you're Jewish. Israel just keeps
embarassing you. Your non-Jewish friends don't understand why Israel is always
bombing and bulldozing Palestinian homes, ancient olive groves, and people --
even the white Americans there to protest, like
Rachel Corrie. Israel's
answer to everything is kill, kill, kill. And that killing
is in addition to the white European Jews who originally came to the Middle East
after WWII, killing or displacing the native brown Palestinians to take their land.
But if you're Jewish, the Jewish community here in the U.S. will pressure you to
support Israel verbally, even send them money. That's on top of the billions in
"foreign aid" that all of our taxes here in the US pay Israel every year. So as
an American Jew, you have the unpopular task of defending Israel's violence and
other human rights abuses to your non-Jewish
friends, while Israel picks everyone's pockets.
As a friend of so many American
Jews, I'm tired of hearing the same old arguments. While
defending Israel's modern-day actions, one of the standard arguments used by
many American Jews is that
"they killed us, therefore it's OK for us to kill them" (suicide bomber vs. massive
air strike campaign). It's not said in such plain
language, but that's the essence of what is said. Then if the issue of European
Jews taking native land comes up as the reason for the natives' struggle to
retake their land, the basic argument is that God told Jews the land was theirs to
take, and anyway the
Europeans were killing Jews, so it's OK for Jews to kill Arabs to avoid being
killed by Europeans again. As usual, there's
always flowery language to dress up the basic plot line, but it all boils down to
"God said it's alright, so we're allowed to kill anyone we want."
Sometimes the issue of common ancestry comes up, even with blonde Slavic
Jews claiming to have originated from the Middle East centuries ago, despite
many European Jews actually only Jewish because of centuries-old mass
conversions. They're not Arab at all. And anyway, the whole ethnicity
argument doesn't fly with
me. I mean, I'm half Italian, but nobody thinks it's OK for me to sail to Italy,
gun down a farmer there, and take his farmhouse and land. I'm an American now,
and if I want to live in Italy then I have to put up with the Italians, learn to
speak Italian, and save up
to buy a place there. No group of Italian-Americans are plotting to invade part of
Italy and turn it into an English-speaking colony, exiling the native
Italians to Sicily. That's just crazy.
Most Jewish Democrats know that Israel is really over the edge, and some
don't bother making excuses. American Jews don't have to agree with anything Israel
does, and many don't. [Note that one of the best journalists brave enough to
regularly expose Israel's human rights abuses,
Amy Goodman of Pacifica
Radio's "Democracy Now!," has detailed her own Jewish heritage several
times on her shows -- and it
sounds as though her ancestors wouldn't have accepted human rights abuses,
either.] Often times, those who feel obligated to stick to the
standard religious
arguments are just trying to save face for the Jewish community, as Israel
seemingly does everything it can to HUMILIATE Jews everywhere with its pure
brutality.
And if anyone has humiliated Israel and Jews everywhere, it's Ariel Sharon. You
know it isn't good when a man has massacres on his resume. Yet now that the man
is dying, people are a little concerned over who may come to power after his death.
That's not to say that anyone seems to be terribly concerned with Ariel Sharon
as a person. When
you're a mass murderer of history, your personal welfare isn't exactly as much of
a concern as the people you have killed or may kill in the future. And
Sharon was in his 70s, over 300 lbs., only 5'7" tall, a picture of morbid
obesity. No one really expected him to last this long anyway. Yet in that long,
unhealthy, grotesque and violent life of his, Sharon managed to finally realize
that tit-for-tat violence wasn't working for Israel, and finally gave up the
Gaza strip to the Palestinians near the end of his life. It's pretty sad when a
country is so violent that someone like Ariel Sharon is suddenly seen as a centrist,
but a moderate he became. It only took him 60 years to realize that his
strategy of hateful vendettas wasn't working.
His surrender of Gaza and subsequent stability have made even me concerned about the
man's death. And this was a big discussion last night -- everyone felt the same
way, that is, concern for the continued stability of Israel. No one wants someone
worse to come to power, and that is a definite possibility in a place like Israel.
One man said that only Ariel Sharon could have pulled out of Gaza, because
he'd earned the respect of Jews by being such a hard-liner. My take on it was that
he could pull out of Gaza because Israelis
wouldn't dare challenge someone they already
knew was so FREAKIN' CRAZY. "Sure, you can refuse to leave your nice home in
Gaza... but just look what we did to Rachel Corrie. Don't think we'd do the same
to you?"
Realistically though, the reason Sharon could pull out of Gaza is because most
people wanted him to do that and much more.
Almost everyone in Israel and America want
PEACE in Israel, and a throwback like Sharon wasn't giving it to them, mostly
because of a few violent Israeli hard-liners, in addition to
Sharon's own personal refusal to
compromise. I don't think Sharon had a change of heart with Gaza as much as
finally having a willingness to accept at least some of the pressure for peace and human
rights.
And this brings me to the best thing about Ariel Sharon. No matter how evil a man
is, even mass murderers eventually die, just like the rest of us. We
can be concerned about who will follow, that perhaps a successor
will be even worse, but that's always a possibility even when the killer is still
alive. All we know for sure is that after Sharon dies, he can't personally
kill again. And when a person is that violent, there's a good possibility that
someone better can be found to take his place. It isn't hard to be better than
Ariel Sharon -- almost everyone in the world is much less violent, much more
concerned for their fellow man. Sharon may have seemed to have changed in his later
years, but I'm not really sure that he can't kill again, that he has truly reformed
himself. Maybe it's better for the world if another mass murderer is finally laid
to rest. More may rise to take his place, but at least we know that Ariel
Sharon won't be back to add to anyone's misery again.
SPECIAL NOTE: This cartoon was done for my
What Would Dick Cheney Look Like? rant, pointing out not only
that newspapers publishing photos
of Saddam in his underwear were a Geneva Conventions violation, but that our
leadership would look MUCH WORSE than Saddam in THEIR underwear.
Sharon was included in this
cartoon because of his unshapely physique and close relationship to Bush-Cheney.